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All of us swear or use bad words at some point of time in our lives with a certain regularity and thats the reason why I have left the Title of this post open for people to fill up the way they want to after watching "Kambakkht Ishq". This is the most crude, sexist, irksome, tiresome, disappointing, irritating, sleazy, pointless, embarrassing movie to have come out of Bollywood ever.

"Pammal K Sambantham"- the original Tamil movie that this one is based on is easily Kamal Hassan's worst ever. Why would anyone want to remake that scrap is the first question. And if it all Sabir Khan decided to should he have made it this way so much so that the original feels as if it is worthy of an oscar in comparison?

Sajid Nadiadwala would have figured in the prayers of millions had he spent 60 crores on feeding the poor than making this movie. And Kareena Kapoor stoops to levels that no mainstream actress has in the history of Hollywood. She looks undeniably HOT but need not have taken additional efforts to expose her plunging neckline and hemline. Amrita Arora, on the other hand, leaves very little to the audience's imagination. I dont think her husband would have seen anything in her that the audience of this movie has not. Aftab Shivadasani maintains one expression throughout- I did not understand whether it was disinterest, disappointment or helplessness- Neither would have helped anyways!

Kirron Kher, Boman Irani and Javed Jaffrey add to your irritation- the gags are the kind that have been around ever since Bollywood! Brandon Routh puts in a harmless special appearance. But you get puzzled when you see Denise Richards falling for a stuntman in Hollywood to produce "golden babies" or when Sylvester Stallone lands up in a lowly boulevard to save our damsel in distress.

There is not even a single scene that justifies spending money on "Kambhakth Ishq'. The "Bebo main Bebo" song passes muster and Kareena's clothes (some of them) are attractive. You just need to tune into a sattelite channel to catch those. As for Akshay Kumar, his career is fast heading towards South Pole and if he does not take care, he will end up with the same fate as Govinda's.

My recommendation to you- Stay as far away from a cinema screening this humbug as possible!